***Official Quote Thread***

Eviloliv3

Nobody Listens To Me
This is the OFFICIAL Quote Thread...

In this thread you will ONLY post quotes. NO comments, no "lol". ONLY quotes. Simple rules. The more off the wall the quotes, the better the thread gets. Mods, please delete any post with anything other than a quote in it. Happy posting!!!

"A cat will blink when struck with a hammer" - George Carlin
 

G3GirL

UUUHHHH-OOOOHHHHHHH...!!!
"Trying to find a good man is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree." -- unknown
 

Winki

Undercover mod
"Thinking without action is a daydream, action without thinking is a Nightmare"----????
 

1990G2TEG

Banned
Bigblock-B said:
"Thinking without action is a daydream, action without thinking is a Nightmare"----????
"Just because the shoes are different sizes, doesn't mean I haven't walked in them..." M. Beckham
 

g2teg

save a whore..buy a porno
" why does a pair of sunglasses cost more then a 25" color television set? "---- ron white


" how can i help you with your adventure here? "----- johnny chop
 

g3teg97

Super Moderator
"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting." Charles Bukowski (1920 - 1994)
 

g2teg

save a whore..buy a porno
" i got thrown out of a bar in new york city....now when i say i got thrown out we didnt get up and walk together and i turn around and say bye everybody i got to go...6 bouncers hurled my ass like i was a frisbee.... " ----- ron white
 
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g3teg97

Super Moderator
"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches." Alice Roosevelt Longworth
 

DailyDB8

>>>Honda Enthusiast<<<
"BROS before HOES"
"F3 - Find Em, Fuck Em, Forget Em!"
"Ride it Til The Wheels Fall Off"
 

G3GirL

UUUHHHH-OOOOHHHHHHH...!!!
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." -- unknown


"I saw a homeless guy sitting on the sidewalk, yammering to himself, and repeatedly punctuating his remarks with, 'You know what I'm sayin'? You know what I'm sayin'?' And I thought, For God's sake, the man is talking to himself! If he doesn't know what he's saying, who would?" -- George Carlin


"If sparks don't fly, your ride's too high..." -- somewhere on H-T


"The problem with going with the flow is that you might wind up getting sucked down the drain." -- unknown


"All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another." -- Anatole France


"THE OPTIMIST: 'I have no friends, no family, no money, no food, no job, no credit, no luck, no hope, and no future. However, I do have matches, toothpicks, chewing gum, paper clips, rubber bands, shoelaces, and Scotch Tape. Maybe things aren't so bad." -- George Carlin


"Why do they put a suicide watch on certain death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to the hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to the prison and killed him. Apparently, just to piss him off." -- George Carlin
 
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