Bike talk: Motorcycle/Scooter chat thread!

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R13

The other asshole
I debated the airmada all week, I just like the features of the K1 better. It’s made a lot like my AX-8, and it has a little flip latch to crack the visor.

I also debated the airflite, but they look stupid as fuck with the visor flipped up
 

R13

The other asshole
Aaaaand it begins...

So my mom spoiled half my Christmas presents today, it’s a leather jacket and Harley boots.

Becoming a Harley douche before I’ve even got one

Going from Bret Michaels to Mickey Rourke

 


94RS

No fucks given.

94RS

No fucks given.
Forgot it was an FXR.... I thought he had a replica made at some point with a big engine, but I might be making shit up at this point



Talking Christmas though, me and my dad never try to surprise each other any more, usually just ask what’s wanted... My dad is getting me some shit for the C70, he’s getting a new grill
 

R13

The other asshole
We always ask for like one big specific thing, and then my mom likes to do the surprise thing with all the little things we want/need but never buy ourselves

I know why she likes doing it though, we used to have a big enough family and we were all close so the holidays were lively and festive... now that the grandfather’s mind is gone it’s just us. Me, my brother, her, and my gf.

Still have my great aunt and her daughter, but they like to travel and do shit like that for the holidays so we don’t get to have a traditional get together with them anymore, and my dad’s side of the family is too uppity and fucking weird to have a nice low key holiday celebration with so I usually just call them or send them a merry fucking Christmas text
 

94RS

No fucks given.
Just me and my dad now that my idiot brother lives in Mass. Apparently he’s finally clean, but that’s about a decade too late for me to give a fuck


As for the rest of my family, I used to live like 10 blocks away from my aunt (dad’s side) that always has to be the one to hold the huge holidays and invite the entire family over (because her and her husband like showing off and acting like they have money), last time I seen them was my grandmas funeral... in 2013. Before that, I think I was like 15. Shows just how close we are




Don’t know shit about my mom or her side of the family.... fucking cunt
 

R13

The other asshole
Now that I’m older I miss some of my family, but fuck it. My uncle is really the only one I miss because he was just a giant kid. Always brought me 1:18 scale cars and candy when he had a little money... and my last fucking words to him were “I’ll be right back”... I was holding the trunk lid up so he could get the for sale sign in the back window of his 3rd gen camaro and my mom called me over and wouldn’t let me go back and hang out because this one lying bitch called and told her he was doped up on pills... drunk driver in a dentside ford came over on him the next morning in a blind curve and killed him.

He introduced me to motorcycles with that old shovel head I posted a pic of a long time ago, we would always goof off and do shit my mom told him not to do while he was watching me. He loved cool cars, Harley’s, and eagles everything he owned was either like 1800s cowboy relics, Harley shit, or just pictures and miniature statues of eagles (murica) and cool ass 80s cars. Never met another person who could function as an adult and just have such an immature ass chill child-like personality. All he wanted to do was enjoy life and wanted everyone around him to be happy too.

Ironically he had a black 97 ford like mine, but with the porno red interior... only one like it I’d ever seen, and he got me an RC truck just like mine that I have now because I loved his... and when I got mine I was looking for dentsides, and there it was just by total random fucking chance. Ad hadn’t even been up for an hour yet...











...I came here to post about the v45, but I forgot and typed that out

My brother is why I’m getting a Harley because he can’t fix the tbird, but now he’s demanding I hand over the v45 because I’m getting a bike and don’t need it... it’ll never run now
 

94RS

No fucks given.
How is he such a bitch... Does the fucking guy even know how to ride a motorcycle? I know damn well he won't be able to fix the fucking thing.
 

R13

The other asshole
He rode with me up until I was 13, he didn’t race, but he could run with me on a trail bike just fine. He was a great rider, but once he outgrew his crf80 he gave up and he just doesn’t really care about bikes that much anymore.

He rode the XR twice but he was afraid of it. He wanted it when I sold it, but he didn’t have the money, I didn’t wanna look at it, and he would’ve gotten hurt bad on it because he was afraid and couldn’t actually handle how snappy and aggressive it was in 1st and 2nd, and he’s 6’2 so he was tip toed on both sides of that big bastard, whereas it fits my lanky ass perfectly.

If he would knock this emo bitch bullshit off I’d actually like to have him back on a bike and riding with me because I used to trust him on a bike, but it won’t happen. I’ll ride solo 90% of the time, and the rest I’ll ride with Shit Sandwich, and Skav.
 

94RS

No fucks given.
6ft 2 and tip toed the XR? That means I’d look like this

 

R13

The other asshole
That bike on the dirt rims is a minimum 6’4 bike if you want both feet to at least mostly touch the ground

I would say if you’re fat you can make it squat and help you, but I’d like to see a fat fucker trying to swing a leg over it before it’s squatted down They’d have to leave the kickstand down, step on the foot peg, and climb up.
 

94RS

No fucks given.
They’d have to be at least 500lbs to make that shit squat.
 

R13

The other asshole
Nah, they have pretty soft suspension. Mine had stiffer XR’sonly setup for a 250lb rider and it would still squat the 1-2inches they’re supposed to with my 170lb bony ass at the time.

This is still my favorite XR video on the internet... perfect example of what happens when your average person gets an XR


That guy’s probably about 6’2 to give you an idea how fucking big they are
 




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