I've lost my man card so I'm gonna talk about my feelings

R13

The other asshole
Embrace your inner gay, Running from it will only make you fall harder :lol:

I knew Mike got to your butthole....
He was too young, This was in Thailand, I went to a birthday party and woke up on a plane, Loooooooooooong story :lol:



His eyes will be pointing at the back of your head :rolf:


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MiketheDyke

My job is clean toilets
Lol. Oh you guys...I would never do such a thing :p

And please explain Kurt. Im in the mood for a long story ;)

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94RS

No fucks given.
He was too young, This was in Thailand, I went to a birthday party and woke up on a plane, Loooooooooooong story :lol:
Define "too young." aren't you only like 4 years older than he is? :lol:
 

randomhobo

automagic user
So Kurt, I found my man card. Been out with the same girl 3 nights now, and I'm picking her up tomorrow after she's done with work. Tonight we literally just watched the sunset over the LI Sound from the car.

Thank you for your life lessons, as a result of tonight's beach visit she wants to come over tomorrow, only problem - I have a cat, she's allergic...
 

R13

The other asshole
Clean, Vacuum, Lint roller everything, Air purifier (Like $50?) and lock the cat in a room with food water etc.
 

R13

The other asshole
...And for the love of god don't blow it in the first 15 minutes. :lol:

Take a break if you have to, Get some tongue action :naughty:

:rolf:
 

R13

The other asshole
D*ck size isn't relevant to body size, Neither is a vagina :lol:

Try again :mrgreen:

Assy's in!
 
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