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KrNxRaCer00

New Member
Here are a couple of things u can do to get rid of those pesky "ricers" or "soccer moms" who are riding ur ass, or "trying" to race u.

1st...

so, ur cruising and u see a van riding ur ass. (this has to be done during daylight or atleast some light around still). heres wut u do...simply speed up a bit, then click on ur head lights which will cause ur tail lights to light up, and look like u've hit ur brakes (if u floor it after this, it adds even more distance to it obviously). usually, the ppl get the hint, and will either go flying past u, or jus hang back a bit...

2nd...

ok...ur jus chillin, and u see a civic/cav/teg/something riced out, that obviously has no "go" w/ all that show. if they try to race u, (check for cops), simply let them go, and floor it jus enough to be right beside them...then slam on ur brakes (don't lock them up or be unsafe, but look like u see a reason to slow down). usually they'll freak out, and u'll get to see quite a show as they slow quickly to the speed limit.

well...sorta a useless "how to," but i enjoy doing these things to the ppl who deserve them...
 

Matt

New Member
I remember reading of a guy who wired a switch to make his tail lights show he was brakeing, but he never actaully was. that would be pretty handy sometimes.
 

x0supermonkey0x

New Member
lol... best way to embaress a guy in a race... ur at a light... and he revs... u rev also... hold it.. and as soon as the light hits green and he burns out........... turn...... just turn... lol... ive had that done to me by a friend.. i was like... what the fawk..
 

slikk

Money Getter
you should change the title of the topic from "read me" to "MUST READ"

this is some funny shyt
 

DownShift96GSR

New Member
That stuff is pretty funny. The only thing is I never have those "soccor mom" riding my ass. And when it comes to those all show, no go guys, I don't pay two shis attention to em. They are just a waste of my time. But now that I know about this stuff, I'll give it a shot when I get my car fixed.
 

97lsteg

AcUhOnDa
lol... best way to embaress a guy in a race... ur at a light... and he revs... u rev also... hold it.. and as soon as the light hits green and he burns out........... turn...... just turn... lol... ive had that done to me by a friend.. i was like... what the fawk..
Thats great! I have done that to 2 people. Another fun thing to do if someone is riding your ass is just barely tap your brakes with your clutch foot, you should have a little bit of play at the top of the pedal that turns the brake light on but does not apply any break pressure. Use it all the time and it works great!:D
 

g2teg

save a whore..buy a porno
lol some guy tried doing that to me recently reved up his civic all high and took off got pulled over i was laughing so hard as i drove by
 

Ghettokracker71

LS/Vturd
Holy old thread batman!

And yes I fucking hate people riding my ass,...ESP on a two lane road (two each direction) and theres not another car in the other lane where they could clearly pass me. (Usually I'm speeding anyway)
 
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