My buddy and my IM convo!

Ballerin1

New Member
Just read it. :p
There was a little more earlier, but unimportant.

Participants:
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Jordannnnn, Kyle

Messages:
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Kyle: idk. U said we were all gonna hang out at the lights and she was gonna blow u.

Jordannnnn: It prob won't happen

Kyle: why?

Jordannnnn: Idk. There's gonna be a lot of people there? Haha

Kyle: Haha so take her somewhere else hah like one of the portable shitters

Jordannnnn: That's fuckin sick
Jordannnnn: What about friday after school we go pick her up and hangout at ur house then at dark go to the lights. Then I go home and she goes home.

Kyle: holy shit. When were u planning on telling me im doin all the driving around?

Jordannnnn: Ur just picking her up lol

Kyle: I thought a bunch of ppl were going to the lights?

Jordannnnn: Yeah they are?
Jordannnnn: What about em

Kyle: y cant she just meet us there with them?

Jordannnnn: Cuz I wanna fuck her sometime
Jordannnnn: And I can't at the lights
Jordannnnn: Or after the lights

Kyle: then take her under the bridge. Hah or walk down the levee to a bathroom
Jordannnnn: :mad:
Jordannnnn: R u IMing shantell

Kyle: no textin

Jordannnnn: Oh
Jordannnnn: Quit being gay.

Kyle: yeah
Kyle: im not being gay.

Jordannnnn: Yeah u fucking are.

Kyle: How?

Jordannnnn: First it was yeah sure go for it
Jordannnnn: Then she says no
Jordannnnn: Then what if my bros come
Jordannnnn: Nows its nothing at all
Jordannnnn: R u whipped by shantell already?

Kyle: bcuz i told her u and ur gf were gonna b there to. And she said i dont want anybody else there

Jordannnnn: So?

Kyle: says the one whos gf makes him say ily

Jordannnnn: I don't give a shit what she wants. We can just chill downstairs while u guys are up. Or vice a versa.
Jordannnnn: She doesn't make me, I just do it back.

Kyle: but thats a fucking long ass ways to drive

Jordannnnn: You're the one that has a girl that "I think likes me" telling u what she wants and ur givin it to her.
Jordannnnn: Its like 10 mins

Kyle: by the time i go get her go get shantell go get u go go to the lights and take all u guys back home im gonna be on e and my dads gonna be like wtf

Jordannnnn: You'll have me from school, we drive over there get her and drop us off at ur house. Then u go get shantell and bring everyone down to the lights. Then ill get a ride home, she'll get a ride. And all u have to do is take shantell home.

Kyle: i was talkin about saturday i have shantell coming over. But y cant she just meet us at the lights?

Jordannnnn: Oh. Omfg r u retarded?
Jordannnnn: Because we can't do anything during the lights or after. Only before.

Kyle: no. We r gonna b at the lights for at least a couple hours right?

Jordannnnn: Idk

Kyle: go somewhere else

Jordannnnn: Dude, its gonna be cold
Jordannnnn: Quit being a bitch

Kyle: ill park my pickup behind the buildings. And ill clean out the back of it and put a blanket back there. Then u guys can go to ny pickup

Jordannnnn: That's really gay

Kyle: How? id fuck a chick in the back of my pickup

Jordannnnn: Cuz ur gay
Jordannnnn: I'd rather have a bed and some protection so nobody I didn't know saw us

Kyle: oh yeah bcuz thats why that last sentance said would fuck a chick. Right?

Kyle: we can put the canopy on.

Jordannnnn: Dude that's like what bum's do
Jordannnnn: It'll still be cold
Jordannnnn: Put the canopy on first

Kyle: fuckk. I just dont want to drive out there and come back just so u can fuck a chick. *ill let u do it in my pickup.

Jordannnnn: Ill give u gas money

Kyle: i just offered to let u do it in my pickup

Jordannnnn: I offered u gas money

Kyle: yeah but where is she gonna sit?

Jordannnnn: Ill sit middle with my legs on the side

Jordannnnn: Or back

Kyle: thats gonna be hard as fuck to drive

Jordannnnn: Quit being gay kyle

Kyle: just take up my offer and do it in my pickup

Jordannnnn: She's not gonna fuck in ur pickup

Kyle: Then why would she want to do it in a strangers house?

Jordannnnn: A house is better than a fucking pickup kyle

Kyle: no shit but how akward do u think its *gonna be 4 me sitting upstairs waitng for u to get done?

Jordannnnn: You don't have to wait for us

Jordannnnn: I don't give a shit about what u want, I want pussy and ur stopping me from getting it.

Kyle: how the fuck am i doing that?

Jordannnnn: By not picking her up

Kyle: Ur just using *me anyway bcuz u know my parents will be gone and u know u could take a girl there if u wanted?

Jordannnnn: ‎​dude I'd do the same for u

Kyle: Yeah. When do i get my gas money?

Jordannnnn: Idk when I get 10 bucks

Jordannnnn: Less than 2 weeks

Kyle: fuck. Ok. I guess. But u owe me one. . 10 bucks hah

Jordannnnn: Deal

Kyle: andd *10 bucks**

Jordannnnn: Ight hahaha

Jordannnnn: Look at my status

Kyle: hahahaha

Jordannnnn: Damn. The whole thing won't fit lol

Jordannnnn: "‎how akward do u think its*gona be4 me sittn upstairs waitn for u2 get done?"

"‎​I don't give a shit about what u want,I want pussy and ur stopping me from getting it."

Kyle: look at mine

Jordannnnn: LIRFL

Kyle: hahahaha

Jordannnnn: I saved the whole convo lol

Kyle: haha ok.

Jordannnnn: Imma get a better part

Kyle: why are u up at 12 30? hah

Jordannnnn: Same reason u are

Kyle: why?

Jordannnnn: Cuz I'm bored
 
I got through like 12 lines before I felt the need to meet you both and pull a Gibbs.:slap:
It made me glad I'm out of high school.

Seriously, and I say this in the spirit of friendship, delete this thread and NEVER post anything like this again.
 

Ballerin1

New Member
I got through like 12 lines before I felt the need to meet you both and pull a Gibbs.:slap:
It made me glad I'm out of high school.

Seriously, and I say this in the spirit of friendship, delete this thread and NEVER post anything like this again.
Haha read the whole thing lol.

Why delete it? Its funny!
 

rockadilla

thats right.
Um k? Put ur dick back in ur pants dude ur BARELY 16.... I can't wait to see what some people will say about this :lol: if they even reply
 

AcurInteg96

Just call me chris.
haha. getting pussy shouldnt be a covert operation. especially if you are dating the chick. pick a spot and smash end of story.
 

guiltyxxspark

Internet Hate Machine
I read the entire thing.

Uhh...




All I can say is wrap your wacker before you attack her, and bring a coat.
 

GreenTeggy

My name is Ben
Hahahaha its getting all planned out hahaha dude just do it on a couch in front of everybdoy no one gives a shit and they'll all cheer you on hahahahaha
 
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