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Aussie

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"An upward movement initiated in time can counteract fate"--Aussie

"Opions are like assholes, everyone has them"--Who Knows?
 

g2teg

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" you know my boy can help you put that fire out?"----tyrese gibbons 2f2f just had to throw it out :D
 

g2teg

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" when all is said and done, you go and drink til there is no more beer... " ---- unknown
 

Ominous G2

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"The only way to die is to drink my sperm, the other way to die is to eat a can of worms"-ODB

"I'm the original G.O.D. making young ladies scream is my specialty"-ODB
 

TegSox

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"If your a Republican at 20, you have no heart. If your a Democrat at 40, you have no brain."
-Unknown
 

obd1kenobi

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"First We crack the Shell, Then we Crack the Nutts inside" Rumble, Transformers the Movie

"Where all the White Women At?" Blazing Saddles

"I'll be on his ass like Mother Fuckin Spencer or Hire, I'll hunt him down and feed him his own testicals, and I dont care, if his Neighbors are there, mail men, bill collector, friends, I'll leave his whole block with hot brass, and you know why?.......
BECAUSE I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK!................... Ya'll sure you dont want breakfast, I got english muffins and peach jelly?" - Samuel L. Jackson
 

G3GirL

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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver." -- ??
 

g2teg

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" i saw a 6 foot statue of garth brooks carved out of butter...."----bill engvall
 

g2teg

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" if you have to haul a can a paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sisters honor?....you might be a redneck "


" if you tell your wife to take the transmission of the tub just so you can take abath?......you might be a redneck "



" if you go to a country western dance and they call a hoe down and you toss your girlfriend to the floor?.......you might be a redneck "

the great jeff foxworthy
 

g2teg

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1990G2TEG said:
"whatchu know about getting wasted?!" M.Beckham
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" yeah...peter im going to need you to come in on saturday, yeah that would be great...thanks..oh and im going to need you to come in on sunday too, had to fire a bunch of people, so we need to play a lil catch up thanks......"----office space
 
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