our relationship needs attention

sonicvybe

new driver
so i spent 2 hrs waxing and polishing every inch...then came the thunder and it rained right when i finished...by then i was like dead tired..unfortunately i had to leave her and go inside while the thunder and lightning stormed away....no sleep from the nite before so i pass out and wake at 4pm in comfy bed while she got soaked outside......ok this story continues...

..4pm+ ...basically it was a somewhat depressing day in our relationship and she didnt seem to want to respond well after sitting in the rain...but its not like i can fit her thru my front door...and i dont have a garage...well she almost shutoff at a junction wen my foot slipped off the clutch and its a good thing I didnt because the oncoming double lane wudnt have had time to brake for us...(reminds me of the scene in fast and furious - side collision followed by flames) ....and after that i accidentally left her in gear when i released the clutch to park in someones drive way and thank god the ebrake was up at the time .

CLIFFNOTES
= ..i think our relationship needs attention..too many accidents seem to be happening...sooner or later something bad is gonna happen if i dont wake up and be more careful..i kno it..

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slow_99integra

Stinkin & Drinkin
Jerry Springer, Man in Love With His Car, Girlfriend Jealous As Hell.

"If you are just joining us we are talking with Sonicvybe, and he claims he is in love with his car. So does your girlfriend know? WELL....She does know she has been watching backstage. We will meet her when we return" Jerry

*and cut to commercial*

HAHA J/K
 

g2teg

save a whore..buy a porno
slow_99integra said:
Jerry Springer, Man in Love With His Car, Girlfriend Jealous As Hell.

"If you are just joining us we are talking with Sonicvybe, and he claims he is in love with his car. So does your girlfriend know? WELL....She does know she has been watching backstage. We will meet her when we return" Jerry

*and cut to commercial*

HAHA J/K


jerry jerry jerry....lmao thats great
 
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