Yo mama jokes

[JDM_DB7sedan]

Your mama is so black, when she rubs vaseline on her body, she looks like patent leather!:twisted:

 

[stickman]

yo momma so fat she was baptized at sea world

 

[g2teg]

yo momma so fat that when god said let there be light he told here to move her fat ass :twisted:

 

[Blackassassin]

Yo momma's so stank she made Right Guard go left Speed Stick slow down and Secret told it all

 

[stickman]

whats the differnce between your momma and the atlantic ocean …….. the atlantic ocean dosnt have that many crabs.

 

[TegSox]

Yo mama's so dumb, she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.

 

[Aik68j]

Your mama is so old I told her to act her age and she DIED

 

[Aik68j]

Your mama is soooo black they had to do her tats in Chalk

 

[hksb18]

I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank the boss caught her drinking on the job
Yo mama's so nice she offered me the hair off her back
No seriously i apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama...I should know better...hell I don't even know the Man

 

[4door_JayDM]

your mama glasses so thick that when she looks at a map she can see people waving at her.

 

[g2teg]

yo momma so fat that here ass crack is bigger then the grand canyon

 

[Ominous G2]

Yo mamas so easy a caveman could do her.

 

[g2teg]

yo momma so dumb that she went to jc penny to buy a can of paint...

yo momma is so fat that when she walks people scream godzilla, godzilla...

you momma so ugly she had you as a excuse....

 

[hksb18]

your mom is sooo dam ugly i had to tie a bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her...

 

[Sammich]

yo mama____________________________________