Bike talk: Motorcycle/Scooter chat thread!

Well that's gross.

"Hey baby hop on my bike next to my fake jizz."

Hahha

It's supposed to be "Hey baby, Wanna go for a ride on the Jizz machine? :naughty: "

I checked the oil in my camaro and it's full of water...

Radiator is full and clean.

Rain has filled the engine.

I can't win.

PC died yesterday: $65

Now this so: Oil change + however much it costs to fix the battery drain to sell it.

All assuming my diagnoses was correct.

It ran good last time I started it, Didn't overheat and the cooling system looks clean.

It's been pointed downhill for about a month so I'm assuming water ran down and got in somehow.

It's full, Milky stuff all the way to the top of the dipstick.

Time to get someone to help (Moral support rather) and fix this fucking thing and get rid of it once and for all.

R13 said:

Time to get someone to help (Moral support rather) and fix this f***ing thing and get rid of it once and for all.

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Quit your bitching, get rid of your shit and buy a fucking bike already...

You're the best moral support anyone could ask for. :lol:

Fuckin right....

94RS said:

Quit your bitching, get rid of your shit and buy a fucking bike already...

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NAILED IT.

Shut your ass up, Mr. "It's too fast" "Who needs 80mph in 1st"

Besides, You had a shitty sv650 until the mail man bought you that fancy pants gixxer. :lol:

R13 said:

Shut your ass up, Mr. "It's too fast" "Who needs 80mph in 1st"

Besides, You had a shitty sv650 until the mail man bought you that fancy pants gixxer. :lol:

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You talk a lot of shit.

Maybe you don't talk enough...

Maybe I don't have a big mouth ;P

I'm sitting here perfectly quiet. :lol:

Slow fingers.

This is what I sold to buy my first bike. I miss it :cry: :cry:

The Dodge? That must be one hell of a bike you bought after...lol

I never got into those things because it always weirds me out.
In my mind, if you have a handle like that, you should have two wheels.
If you have four wheels, you should have a round steering wheel.