Favorite joke/pick up lines.

[Ballerin1]

What's your favorite joke and or pickup line?


"I don't work at Subway, but ill give a footlong" hahaha.

What are yours? Get creative.

 

[Ballerin1]

C'mon guys!

 

[red98teg]

"excuse me, can you tell me the quickest way to get in your pants?"
*insert any place/thing "your number"

i think we already have one of these

 

[Ballerin1]

We do? Should I delete mine then?

 

[Xcato]

Runners UP:
" Did you know there is 200 bones in your body, want another one?"
"If you were a booger, i'd pick you first"

but... my all time favorite that always works..

"Nice shoes.... Want to fuck?"

 

[Pugnap00]

Hi im Shane Nelson.

 

[Ballerin1]

Xcato, that last one was pretty awesome.

Pugnap00, very original haha.

 

[Samurai_Blue]

Hi im Shane Nelson.

my man dont got to worry about them pick up lines no more! lucky bastard

 

[Pugnap00]

haha

 

[Pugnap00]

Shane Nelson, He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like. He is the most interesting man in the world.



I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

 

[Ballerin1]

^^^That made no sense.^^^

 

[Pugnap00]

its from that damn comercial with that mexican guy

 

[Pugnap00]

This guy

if i was mexican id be that guy

 

[Ballerin1]

Oh, never seen it.

 

[Pugnap00]

Well maybe one day you will.