Favorite joke/pick up lines.

[Ballerin1]

Maybe, one day.

 

[Samurai_Blue]

bro shane so is that the line you used on your girl?

 

[dc2GS-R]

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate the legs off of my rooster, what would we have?

Two feet of my cock in your ass

 

[nicoalex2]

^ love it

 

[AcurInteg96]

found this one.
"Is your dad a carpenter? (no, why?) 'cause you're givin' me a woody!"

 

[LitosDA]

Shane Nelson, He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like. He is the most interesting man in the world.



I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

Haha Nice :thumbs up

 

[Ballerin1]

"I'm not a construction worker, but I'd love to nail you"

 

[Surferman]

Me: You from Tennessee?
Girl: no. why?
Me: your the only ten I see.

 

[Ballerin1]

^^Nice nice^^

 

[red98teg]

Shane Nelson, He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like. He is the most interesting man in the world.



I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

shane your freakin hilarious

 

[rnhib25]

lol

 

[Cheesenip]

Hey good lookin, whats cookin?

Hey big bacon, whats shakin?

 

[teggygrl08]

bahaha i have too many... a few of my favorites.

Hey, you wanna do a 68? you go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

 

[JDMxDB8]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

^ That one cracks me up everytime...

 

[SpooledupRacing]

Hi im Shane Nelson.

huh??

I'm lost