Yo mama jokes

[Aik68j]

Your Mama is so old she was there at the First Supper
You look like your mama if you could grow a mustache

 

[hksb18]

yo mommas house is so small i put my key in the front door and broke the back window

 

[Cheesenip]

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

 

[XeroGlowGs]

yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

 

[stickman]

I fucked your momma, so what?

 

[ixcocoyxi]

yo momma is so poor.. she does drive-by shootings on the bus..

 

[WhiteGsrBeater]

Yo mama is so ugly, well... look at you!

 

[ixcocoyxi]

Yo mama's so ugly, they pushed her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

 

[WhiteGsrBeater]

Yo mama is so fat she cant tie her own shoes

Yo mama is so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and said she was gonna make a booty call

 

[ixcocoyxi]

yo momma got a wooden afro with an 'X' carved in the back.

 

[Mister_Perkins]

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

lol. this is a funny thread

 

[thedb63]

yo momma so fat i f@#$ed her rolled over twice and was still on top of her

 

[ixcocoyxi]

yo momma got 1 tooth and we call her 'chopper one'

 

[speedin]

Yo Mama got one big titty and one little titty, we call the bitch biggie smalls.

 

[ixcocoyxi]

yo momma gots a metal afro with rusted sideburns