100 reasons it's great to be a guy:
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
6. You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be you friend.
37. If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
58. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
59. You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)
61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
73. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell you friends you've changed.
87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"
