I've lost my man card so I'm gonna talk about my feelings

[94RS]

Just imagine if she turned out to have a penis :rolf:

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Hobo is a she?

 

[R13]

That would explain where her man card went :lol:

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[themiller13]

That would explain where her man card went :lol:

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More like a man slip.

 

[R13]

Ironic this thread was made for me and here we are... Page upon page of me giving advice :lol:

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[MiketheDyke]

Sorry kurt, but I was dying to use this.

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[R13]

:rolf:

It couldn't be more true.

Living in a small place of about 55,000 people, It's harder to find cute girls than you'd think, Even harder to find ones with brains.

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[randomhobo]

$10 says he blows his load on the goodnight kiss :lol:

Which one???

Just imagine if she turned out to have a penis :rolf:

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She doesn't have a penis, so way she could hide it in those jeans.

Went bowling in a backwoods type deal place that nobody goes to anymore, her friend was the DJ last night. After a few games we went to a small bar she frequents. Not a drink was had last night, aaannnddd I'm gonna go pick her up in about an hour.

 

[R13]

She doesn't have a penis, no way she could hide it in those jeans.

You'd be surprised :lol:

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[94RS]

Bad experience, Kurt? :lol:

 

[R13]

Who said it was bad? :mrgreen: ...
































Phphphahahah... That was far out there even by my standards... :rolf:

 

[94RS]

I knew Mike got to your butthole....

 

[randomhobo]

I knew Mike got to your butthole....

:shocked2:

 

[94RS]

Better watch out hobo... You're close enough to Mike. You may be next :rolf:

 

[randomhobo]

Better watch out hobo... You're close enough to Mike. You may be next :rolf:

Shit, you're right I'll have to get a set of eyes in the back of my head :lol:

 

[94RS]

His eyes will be pointing at the back of your head :rolf: